Sunday, May 27, 2007

Demetrius Jones Cleared in "Incident"

Demetrius Jones (pictured) the shifty sophomore who is running neck and neck with flashy frosh Jimmy Clausen for the 2007 Notre Dame quarterback job, was cleared of charges of marijuana possession stemming from a May 17th incident.

On that day, Jones was stopped by South Bend police, who found part of a marijuana cigarette in the car's ashtray. However, since that time, the car was not only found to be on loan to Jones, but its owner testified that the joint was his, and Jones had no knowledge of this stash when he asked to borrow it. So this time Charlie Weis' grotto prayers were answered ...

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