Saturday, January 07, 2012
Corapi Corrupted Update: The Lost Tapes—'Squash' Included
Having been busy lately trying to bolster the quixotic yet Christian presidential bid of Senator Rick Santorum (including running the "Saints for Santorum" campaign), I have not been able to provide an update on the strange-yet-sad struggles of John Corapi. Fortunately, I've found just the thing, and I am pleased to present to you "Corapi: the lost tapes" (including the previously-squelched squash talks) for your viewing pleasure. So sit back and enjoy, knowing that the bad bold bald man himself has come back to the fold, and will even write you personally about his recent transformation -- for a small donation of course.